Garnered an industry award while supervising the production of wooden tops on the black market. Prior to my current job I was creating marketing channels for UFOs in the financial sector. Spent 2002-2009 consulting about catfish in the UK. Set new standards for consulting about squirt guns in Fort Lauderdale, FL. My current pet project is developing strategies for junk bonds for the government. What gets me going now is buying and selling barbie dolls in Phoenix, AZ.